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I think people don't place a high enough value on how much they are nurtured by doing whatever it is that totally absorbs them.
Author: Jean Shinoda Bolen

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
Author: Jessica Simpson

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
Author: Ted Morgan

I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.
Author: Candice Bergen

I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do.
Author: Heather Armstrong

What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes