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The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell. The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."
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How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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