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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
Author: Will Rogers

I will not allow yesterday's success to lull me into today's complacency, for this is the great foundation of failure.
Author: Og Mandino

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
Author: Beryl Pfizer

If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.
Author: William Penn

Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes