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America is a young country with an old mentality.
Author: George Santayana

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.
Author: Georg W. Hegel

American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have a great and guiding goal: to turn this time of American influence into generations of democratic peace.
Author: George W. Bush

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration.
Author: Warren G. Harding

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'
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