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Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.
Author: Alvin Toffler

Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
Author: Lily Langtry

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Author: Robert Morley

Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
Author: Franz Kafka

Appearances often are deceiving.
Author: Aesop

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes