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Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church someone may say to himself, 'Why do you not practice what you preach?'
Author: Saint Jerome

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.
Author: Phillips Brooks

Do not rely completely on any other human being, however dear. We meet all life's greatest tests alone.
Author: Agnes Macphail

Do not speak ill of society, Algie. Only people who can't get in do that.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Do not spit in the well - you may be thirsty by and by.
Author: Russian Proverb

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes