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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
Author: Aaron McGruder

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Author: Victor Borge

Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
Author: Mark Twain

Learn to labour and to wait.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.
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