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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

If you can't be funny, be interesting.
Author: Harold Ross

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for much of the day until they went past a another building. Our buildings are much bigger than that one too. I thought it might be said the taxi driver, That is the mental institute
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes