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If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
Author: Buddha

If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Author: African Proverb

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Author: Robert Redford

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Author: Mary Kay Ash

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
Author: The Dalai Lama

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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