Best Cell Phones

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Author: William Harvey

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
Author: Abigail Adams

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that wi
Author: Thomas Jefferson

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes