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We must as second best...take the least of the evils.
Author: Aristotle

We must dare to think about "unthinkable things" because when things become "unthinkable" thinking stops and action becomes mindless.
Author: J. William Fulbright

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
Author: Billy Joel

Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that things were never in my hands.
Author: Real Live Preacher

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Author: Dennis Miller

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."
This is the joke from a category: History jokes