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It's all knowing what to start with. If you start in the right place and follow all the steps, you will get to the right end.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Author: Al Franken

It's important that someone celebrate our existence... People are the only mirror we have to see ourselves in. The domain of all meaning. All virtue, all evil, are contained only in people. There is none in the universe at large. Solitary confinement is a
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Author: Jackie Mason

It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules.
Author: Eric A. Burns

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes