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Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
Author: Charles Mackay

Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
Author: John Howard Payne

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Author: Susan Ertz

Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
Author: James Russell Lowell

What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!
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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes