Best quotes to send by SMS
M. C. Richards All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards

Sean O'Casey All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow All things must change to something new, to something strange.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Aristotle All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Author: Aristotle

William Harvey All we know is still infinitely less than all that remains unknown.
Author: William Harvey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Burger jokes How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Burger jokes How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
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Burger jokes How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!
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Burger jokes Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
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Burger jokes What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'
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