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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
Author: Carl Sagan

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
Author: Thomas Szasz

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A classic is classic not because it conforms to certain structural rules, or fits certain definitions (of which its author had quite probably never heard). It is classic because of a certain eternal and irrepressible freshness.
Author: Edith Wharton

A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
Author: Scottish Proverb

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
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What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !
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Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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