Best quotes to send by SMS

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale
Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire
Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or
Author: Sharon Salzberg
The best jokes to send by SMS

What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Vaults.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes