Best quotes to send by SMS
Anais Nin Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin

Charles McCabe Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe

Edwin Teale Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale

Charles Baudelaire Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Sharon Salzberg Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or
Author: Sharon Salzberg

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dance jokes What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
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Dance jokes Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
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Dance jokes Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
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Dance jokes How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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Dance jokes What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
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