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A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Author: Caskie Stinnett

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Author: Ogden Nash

A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
Author: Dante Alighieri

A father may turn his back on his child, . but a mother's love endures through all.
Author: Washington Irving

A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Author: Chinese Proverb

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes