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The art of being bored is lost.
Author: Ted Klauber

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Author: Evan Esar

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Author: Darrin Weinberg

You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
Author: Real Live Preacher

This is the story of America. Everybody's doing what they think they're supposed to do.
Author: Jack Kerouac

"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes