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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
Author: William Shakespeare

One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kin
Author: Bertrand Russell

One swallow does not make a summer.
Author: Aristotle

Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes