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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes