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Do not pursue what is illusory - property and position: all that is gained at the expense of your nerves decade after decade and can be confiscated in one fell night. Live with a steady superiority over life - don't be afraid of misfortune, and do not yea
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Author: Hesiod

Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Do not try to fight a lion if you are not one yourself.
Author: African Proverb

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
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Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
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