Best Cell Phones

The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age is in discretion.
Author: Democritus

Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
Author: Mark Twain

If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up.
Author: Angelina Jolie

Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.
Author: Ausonius

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
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When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
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