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Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho

That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes