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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
Author: Epictetus

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
Author: Greek Proverb

Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
Author: Amelia Earhart

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes