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Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
Author: Elisha Potter

Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.
Author: Ayn Rand

Look at what your idea of success would be. The more that you take in external motivators, the more it reduces your ultimate satisfaction because it doesn't come from inside.
Author: Chris Messina

Truth is the daughter of time.
Author: Aulus Gellius

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !
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Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !
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