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Many admire, few know.
Author: Hippocrates

There are two main strategies we can adopt to improve the quality of life. The first is to try making external conditions match our goals. The second is to change how we experience external conditions to make them fit our goals better.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Author: Michael McClary

There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Author: Alfred Korzybski

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however
Author: Terry Pratchett

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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