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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.
Author: Martha Beck

Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.
Author: William Shakespeare

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
Author: Robertson Davies

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !
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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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