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Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Author: Bible

If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.
Author: Joseph Addison

Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
Author: George Washington

When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld

You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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