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Best quotes to send by SMS
There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.Author: Voltaire
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.Author: Joseph Baretti
Many admire, few know.Author: Hippocrates
There are two main strategies we can adopt to improve the quality of life. The first is to try making external conditions match our goals. The second is to change how we experience external conditions to make them fit our goals better.Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.Author: Michael McClary
The best jokes to send by SMS
An actor went to see a new agent one day
and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is
innovative.'
So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few
times and
landed smoothly on the agent's desk.
`So you do
bird impressions,' said the agent, `what else can you
do?'This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A
movie star.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q: How do
you make a trombone sound like a
french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong
notes.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes