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It is the part of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not to skin it.
Author: Latin Proverb

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Author: Marlene Dietrich

It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.
Author: Elizabeth Taylor

It is what we learn after we think we know it all, that counts.
Author: John Wooden

How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing
Author: Matt Groening

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
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