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Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
Author: Janis Joplin

Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Author: Bob Marley

Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book...
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
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