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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Vladimir: That passed the time. Estragon: It would have passed in any case. Vladimir: Yes, but not so rapidly.
Author: Samuel Beckett

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Author: Seneca

War cannot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the other's advantage.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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