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Best quotes to send by SMS
Confusion is always the most honest response.Author: Marty Indik
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.Author: H. L. Mencken
Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.Author: Bible
Conspicuous by its absence.Author: John Russell
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.Author: Anonymous
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's
because you've got your hand on my watch!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell
me all
about it!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes