Best quotes to send by SMS

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Author: Evan Esar
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
Author: Marie Curie
Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Author: Joseph Conrad
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Author: Kenneth Hildebrand
I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Did you hear about
the man who named his
horse Radish?
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so
hard!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes