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'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow.
Author: William Shakespeare

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Talent is nothing but a prolonged period of attention and shortened period of mental assimilation.
Author: Konstantin Stanislavsky

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true." Friend number one got excited. He said "I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish granted. Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he disappeared. The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?" He answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me dec ide..."
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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
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