Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dryden The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

Carl Jung The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

Henry L. Stimson The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

Dame Rose Macaulay It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

Lois McMaster Bujold The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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History jokes My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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History jokes What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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History jokes Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
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History jokes What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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