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T. S. Eliot Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

G. K. Chesterton Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Nikita Khrushchev Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Ernest Benn Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn

James Madison I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dirty jokes Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Dirty jokes Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
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Dirty jokes Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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Dirty jokes Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
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Dirty jokes Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
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