Best quotes to send by SMS

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
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Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the
larger
ones you mount.
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Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they
take a long time to get hard.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: Whats
the difference between a 90s woman
and a - computer?
A: A 90s woman won't accept a
three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
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Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will
talk to them.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes