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Do not speak ill of society, Algie. Only people who can't get in do that.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Do not spit in the well - you may be thirsty by and by.
Author: Russian Proverb

Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.
Author: Democritus

Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Author: Albert Camus

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Author: Jim Hightower

Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes