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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Author: Bible

Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy.
Author: Honduran Proverb

Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.
Author: Gail Sheehy

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Author: Mark Twain

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Author: Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes