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Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Author: Bob Marley

Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book...
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Author: Pancho Villa

Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.
Author: Rabbinical Saying

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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