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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Author: Bible

Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
Author: Alexander Pope

Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.
Author: David Assael

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
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