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Bad is never good until worse happens.
Author: Danish Proverb

Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.
Author: Unknown

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
Author: Wernher von Braun

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Author: Frank Tyger

Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.
Author: Dan McKinnon

Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
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