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After all, one knows one's weak points so well, that it's rather bewildering to have the critics overlook them and invent others.
Author: Edith Wharton

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Author: Italian Proverb

Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
Author: Aristotle

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Author: Jeanne Moreau

Age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes