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Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs.
Author: Joan Didion

Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character.
Author: George Santayana

Charity begins at home.
Author: Terence

Chase after truth like hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. "A police car has just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having sex." Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?" "Because their kid is standing on the balcony too."
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