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Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
Author: Seneca

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Author: George Washington

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
Author: Charles Mackay

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
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