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Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
Author: Johann K. Lavater

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Author: Jackie Gleason

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.
Author: Aristotle

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Author: Homer

It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years." "How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?" we asked. "It's simple" he said. "When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk."
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What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!
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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!
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