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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Author: Saint Augustine

O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)
Author: Robert Burns

O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven; It hath the primal eldest curse upon 't, A brother's murder.
Author: William Shakespeare

Observe Everything. Communicate Well. Draw, Draw, Draw.
Author: Frank Thomas

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
Author: G. Gordon Liddy

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming ?
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied
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Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !
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Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."
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