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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
Author: Lindsay Lohan

Nature is wont to hide herself.
Author: Heraclitus

Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and likewise a weighing of relative social values.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis

If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.
Author: Arab Proverb

Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
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This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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