Best quotes to send by SMS
Josh Greenberg If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template, then that entry looks completely different. It's the same words, but not the same meaning. This all depends on what historical questions that people will
Author: Josh Greenberg

Titus Maccius Plautus Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Tennessee Williams I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Abraham Lincoln Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Mark Twain It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cat jokes There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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Cat jokes What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !
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Cat jokes Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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Cat jokes What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
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Cat jokes Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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