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Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Author: Ogden Nash

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Author: Mark Twain

Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
Author: Sue Halpern

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes